Thursday, 27 September 2018

😂 43 Stupidly Funny Wanted Job Ads

Some of the funniest help wanted ad examples and now hiring signs you'll ever see.

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How can restaurants and retailers stand out when they're trying to get quality hires for their hardworking jobs?

By showing a sense of humor that might mean an enjoyable workplace with fun colleagues.

On the other hand, sometimes their ads are funny for the wrong reasons…

Enjoy these “best of class” examples.

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Funny Help Wanted Ads and Signs

graphic designer obviously funny job ads

“We Need A Graphic Designer… Obviously.”

graphic designer funny job ads

“Please Help. We need a Graphic Designer. Email for an application. Thx. -Student Publications”

editors wanted funny job ads

“edtiors watned”

english language funny job ads

“Help Wanted. Must dominate the English Language”

server funny job ads

“Wanted: Server: Sober*, sane, non dramatic experienced. Able to work mornings, appreciation of skillful sarcasm helpful. I.D. Required.

*Sober in now way implies admission into a 12-step program, we do, however expect you to NOT be drunk when reporting for work”

pizzeria funny job ads

“Help Wanted

Food Experience a Must.

  • Do not apply if you'll need nights off because your band has a gig.
  • Do not apply if you'll need weekends off because you have a gallery opening.
  • Do not apply if you just want to work a few weeks before you go to Europe.”

gas money funny job ads

“Because your boyfriend will eventually ask for gas money. Now Hiring. Apply in person with manager.”

wendys funny job ads

“In Memory of Dave. We Will Miss You. Now Hiring.”

skeletor funny job ads

“Now Hiring Cashier – Weekends – Must be 21+ Applications avail. Inside

Cannot look anything like “Skeletor from “He-Man”.”

phones nights funny job ads

“I need a person who likes to work. Cashier, Grill, Phones Nights.”

piano player funny job ads

“Piano Player Wanted. Must have knowledge of opening clams.”

chew hay for horse funny job ads

“Wanted: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth”

hoolahoop funny job ads

“Wanted: Looking for someone do yard work. Must have hoolahoop”

surgeon wanted funny job ads

“Surgeon wanted for a new health clinic opening in the area. No experience needed. Must have own tools.”

sales person funny job ads

“Wanted: Part time sales person who won't quit after 2 months, who works hard and doesn't think she's doing me a favour by working here, who can take a joke and won't cry everyday on the floor. Enquire within”

scarecrow funny job ads

“Scarecrow Wanted:

A volunteer is wanted to work as a scarecrow in a field near Didcot (weekends only). No previous experience is needed as full training will be given. Must be able to stand up for several hours without a break, and have no fear of birds. No time wasters please.”

mccook glass funny job ads

“McCook Glass & Mirror Inc. is looking for hard working experienced employees that possess responsibility and are reliable. Must be self motivated and have a clean driving record.

Please do not apply if you:

Oversleep, have no alarm clock, have no car, have court often, have no baby sitter every day, have to give friends rides to work later than we start work, experience flat tires every week, have to hold on to cell phone all day, or become an expert at your job with no need to learn or take advice after the first day.

Must be able to remember to come back to work after lunch. Should not expect to receive Purple Ribbons or Gold Stars for showing up to work on time.”

that one funny job ads

“Sign #342, still looking for that Special person… you know the one, the open schedule one, the one that doesn't cry, the one that's not late all the time, the one that makes things happen and not waits for things to happen… that one!”

referee funny job ads

“Do you have strong opinions about the calls our referees make? If so… Then we want to hear from you!!

We need people like you to attend the clinics, study the rule book, strap on the skates and wear the jersey, because that is the commitment we need.

If you only want to yell from the bench or bleachers, then you're just a bully and are useless for anything in our facility. Bullying: It's not just kids!”

grape stompers funny job ads

“Wanted: Grape Stompers

Must Have Good Balance and Large Feet. Skinny Folk need not apply.”

head lice puller funny job ads

“The Dupree School District No. 64-2 is accepting applications for Part-Time Head Lice Pullers. Applications may be picked up in the Business Office of the Dupree School.”

dead end job funny job ads

“Help Wanted:

Start a career in the fascinating, fast-paced lucrative pudding business.

  • Long Hard Hours.
  • Very low pay.
  • Lots of Heavy Lifting.
  • Work for a ball-busting asshole.
  • Dead-End job.
  • No Benefits.
  • No advancement.
  • Must be college Grad.

Start Immediately.”

Funny Now Hiring Ads and Signs

now hiring funny job ads

“Now Hiring Now. Right Now We're Hiring Now.”

store closing funny job ads

“Store Closing. Now Hiring.”

now firing funny job ads

“Now Firing. Apply Within. Positions Available.”

ass manager funny job ads

“Now Hiring Ass Manager”

spongebob funny job ads

“SpongeBob Is Here Hiring Managers.”

toyz funny job ads

“Toyz: We are Hiring. Low Pay. Bad Hours. Jerk Boss. Apply Now.”

fried turkey funny job ads

“Now Hiring Fried Turkeys.”

smiling faces funny job ads

“Now Hiring Smiling Faces. We do drug testing

smiling funny job ads

“Now Hiring.

  • Part Time
  • Must have open availability
  • 18 or older only
  • Must like smiling and happy things.”

must have a brain funny job ads

“Now Hiring. Must Have a Brain.”

taco bell funny job ads

“Need a Job. Lets Taco Bout It.”

kitchen help funny job ads

“You don't have to be Heisenberg to cook. Now Hiring Kitchen Help.”

noun funny job ads

“Job: Noun I. the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money;

Now Hiring: Cashier Nights, Cook Nights, Driver P/T”

blockbuster funny job ads

“Now Hiring. Please no dinosaurs with clever human costumes – Fool me once shame on you…”

exxon funny job ads

“Help Wanted. All Shifts. We Pay More Then the NYPD.”

teenage mutant ninja turtle funny job ads

“Attention! Now Hiring: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Inquire Within.”

Other Funny Wanted Ads

turn back time funny job ads

“Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.”

situations wanted funny job ads

“Situations Wanted: Will clean your home, will take in washing & ironing in my home. Will also tattoo pet dog at your home”

wanted good woman funny job ads

“Wanted! Good Woman. Apply Within. Free tryouts @ 5:00 pm every 20 mins thereafter!”

7 year old kid funny job ads

“7 Year Old Kid Looking for a Job.

Saving up for a dream that has not come true yet. Wanting to swim like a mermaid. Babysitting small animals (non-evil). Or walking dogs. Experience: I have 2 dogs, 2 rats, 2 fish, 2 geckos, 1 hamster and 1 cat. Please call — I need to stay in walking distance of Garden St. Thank you! Please call! Broken heart. Still waiting for enough money for the mermaid tail.”

This was too funny not to include- a call to post a help wanted ad:

short staff funny job ads

“Sorry, we are closed due to short staff.” “Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!”

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Thursday, 20 September 2018

🏆 Top Job Boards Where Job Seekers are Finding Blockchain & Crypto Jobs

The most surefire websites to find blockchain and cryptocurrency jobs this year.

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Photo by Clint Adair

In Why Every Job Seeker Needs to Get a Blockchain Job, I explained to you how the blockchain industry is exploding right now. The massive demand means higher salaries, more flexibility on the part of hiring employers and easier job searches all around.

In How People Are Actually Moving To Careers In Blockchain Technology, I shared success stories of job seekers, both technical and non-technical, who made the switch into this ultra-hot industry.

Now let's take a look where to find the best open blockchain and crypto jobs for you.

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Top blockchain and cryptocurrency niche job boards

These are the top niche job boards in the blockchain and crypto industries that are focused exclusively on companies in those industries.

Don't be surprised that so many of them have similar names.

cryptojobslist logo

Crypto Jobs List – Crypto Jobs List is your #1 board to find and post blockchain jobs. Blockchain engineers, Solidity devs, crypto experts — this is for you 😉

coindesk logo

CoinDesk – Search for your next role in Blockchain technology. CoinDesk is the leading digital media, events and information services company for the crypto asset and blockchain technology community.

bitwage logo

Bitwage – Find Remote Jobs in the USA, EU, and UK through Bitwage Jobs and Personalized Profile Matching.

coin telegraph logo

Cointelegraph – a unique platform, Jobs in crypto, powered by Cointelegraph with a list of jobs opportunities inside the blockchain, fintech and crypto industries.

coinality logo

Coinality – a free service connecting Employers and Job Seekers with opportunities that pay in digital currencies such as Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Dogecoin.

blocktribe logo

Block Tribe – Blockchain Jobs. Find and advertise blockchain, ICO, bitcoin and crypto-currency jobs. Free blockchain jobboard.

cryptojobs logo

Crypto.jobs – the best place to find your next blockchain job. We believe the emergence of blockchain technology and decentralized applications will change the world as we know it, and it’s already happening. We’re on a mission to connect talented individuals to the best blockchain projects, to accelerate the advent of a more decentralized world.

bitgigs logo

BitGigs – A KickAss Bitcoin Job Board!

cryptojobs logo

CryptoJobs – CryptoJobs helps connect individuals and companies in the cryptocurrency space! Our team is a huge fan of cryptocurrency and wanted it to make it easier for the industry to grow. Want to find a job in blockchain? Add your resume and let companies find you! Have a job opening at your company? List it for free right now!

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BlockChain Jobs – Blockchain Jobs is the premier place to create and search blockchain-related job postings. Our mission is to fuel the blockchain revolution by connecting top talent with startups, decentralized projects, and large enterprises. Create a profile, apply to exciting positions, and get access to great companies and training opportunities.

blockchainworks logo

BlockChainWorks – Discover the best Blockchain opportunities. Get started to access companies hiring, salary details, a personalized dashboard and our AI Recruiter 🤖. Browse blockchain news, jobs, salaries and learning resources! Jobs in the United States, UK and more.

ethereum jobs logo

Ethereum Jobs – The premier job board and developer community space specifically for Ethereum by EtherCasts.

blockchainheadhunter logo

Blockchain Headhunter – Recruitment of blockchain professionals is the specialty of Blockchain Headhunter. We connect top blockchain employers with the best blockchain talent available. Blockchain Recruitment. Direct & Executive Search. Blockchain Jobs Board.

blockchainjobz logo

BlockchainJobz – Browse over 1000 blockchain jobs at the hottest companies in the crypto and blockchain industry. No recruiters, apply directly with the companies you like.

cryptohire.ch logo

Cryptohire.ch – The Job Site for the Crypto Valley. Our goal is to help hiring the best talent and finding the most attractive positions in the Swiss Crypto Space.

Top blockchain and crypto freelance marketplaces

Whether you want to dip your toe into the blockchain industry part-time as a side gig or full-time as a remote worker, these freelance marketplaces are a good place to start. You can also find more freelance marketplaces here, many of which will also have blockchain/crypto-related listings.

ethlance logo

Ethlance – first job market platform working completely on Ethereum blockchain with 0% service fees. Ethlance is a freelance marketplace where payments are made using Ether currency.

bitjob logo

Bitjob.io -Students Job Marketplace​​. bitJob's technology merges the benefits of micro-gigs and freelancer-centric bidding sites with Ethereum Blockchain, creating the first Hybrid Blockchain Project that allows for peer-to-peer connection with employers and students.

cryptogrind logo

Crypto Grind – The easy way to find bitcoin freelance work or pay for jobs using Bitcoin, The next generation in Bitcoin Freelancing for Freelancers and Businesses.

Top cryptocurrency exchanges' job boards

Many of the top cryptocurrency exchanges also have their own job boards, mainly because they themselves are hiring.

coinbase logo

Coinbase – the world’s most popular way to buy and sell Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin.

bitfinex logo

Bitfinex – The largest and most advanced cryptocurrencies exchange

etoro logo

etoro – the world’s leading social trading network, with over 6 million users from over 180 countries, and more than 2,000 new accounts opened daily.

bitpanda logo

BitPanda – Instantly buy Bitcoin and Ethereum

bitmex logo

BitMex – Trade Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies with up to 100x leverage. Fast execution, low fees, Bitcoin futures and swaps: available only on BitMEX.

luno logo

Luno – Luno makes it safe and easy to buy, store and learn about digital currencies like Bitcoin and Ethereum.

localbitcoins logo

LoclBitcoins – Get bitcoins. Fast, easy and safe. Near you.

Blockchain and crypto jobs on top international job boards

If you have a favorite job board, there's a good chance they have a long list of blockchain and crypto jobs too.

These bookmarks will send you to either each site's USA-based results or their international search results, and from there you can refine your search.

  1. Blockchain jobs on LinkedIn.com
  2. Cryptocurrency jobs on LinkedIn.com
  3. Blockchain jobs on LiveCareer.com
  4. Cryptocurrency Jobs on LiveCareer.com
  5. Blockchain jobs on Indeed.com
  6. Cryptocurrency jobs on Indeed.com
  7. Blockchain jobs on Careerbuilder.com
  8. Cryptocurrency Jobs on Careerbuilder.com
  9. Blockchain jobs on Careerbuilder.com
  10. Cryptocurrency Jobs on Careerbuilder.com
  11. Blockchain Jobs on Glassdoor.com
  12. Cryptocurrency Jobs on Glassdoor.com
  13. Blockchain jobs on Ziprecruiter.com
  14. Cryptocurrency Jobs on Ziprecruiter.com
  15. Blockchain jobs on Snagajob.com
  16. Cryptocurrency Jobs on Snagajob.com
  17. Blockchain jobs on Totaljobs.com (UK)
  18. Cryptocurrency Jobs on Totaljobs.com (UK)
  19. Blockchain jobs on Reed.co.uk
  20. Cryptocurrency Jobs on Reed.co.uk
  21. Blockchain jobs on Shine.com (India)
  22. Cryptocurrency Jobs on Shine.com (India)
  23. Blockchain jobs on Seek.com.au (Australia)
  24. Cryptocurrency Jobs on Seek.com.au (Australia)
  25. Blockchain jobs on Jobsdb.com (Asia)
  26. Cryptocurrency Jobs on Jobsdb.com (Asia)
  27. Blockchain jobs on Naukrigulf.com (Persian Gulf)
  28. Cryptocurrency Jobs on Naukrigulf.com (Persian Gulf)
  29. Blockchain jobs on Bayt.com (Persian Gulf)
  30. Cryptocurrency Jobs on Bayt.com (Persian Gulf)

Finally, don't forget to tap the blockchain and crypto industries' hidden job market.

Question of the article

What made you think it was time to try looking for a blockchain or crypto job now? Tell us in the comments.

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