Thursday, 18 October 2018

๐Ÿ˜ด These Habits Are Most Likely To Stop You From Being Hired

Make it a habit to avoid these bad job search habits.

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I was overconfident on my last job search, back in 2002.

Coming off a good job at Amazon.com in Paris and Seattle, I had just moved back to Israel. A big shock was about to arrive for the entire Internet industry, but I didn't know that.

On the contrary, I thought my prospects were great, and that companies would be lining up to hire a hotshot web development manager from one of the best known e-commerce companies (even back then, when it was much, much smaller).

I could not have been more wrong.

Oh sure, recruiters were impressed by my profile, but it wasn't a good match for the open jobs they had to offer. E-commerce was just beginning locally, and I wasn't going to get full value for my full skill set. I was going to have to adjust my expectations.

Then the dotcom bubble burst and recruiters stopped replying to my email cover letters, in some cases because they themselves had been let go.

As my job search started to drag on,  it was easier to just browse the few new job listings posted on my favorite job sites every morning, and then send out email feelers all afternoon.

It was a very efficient way to job search, but also a really ineffective way to job search.

It took months for me to break that bad habit of spending most of my job search glued to a computer screen.

Sound familiar?

I hope not!

There are so many other bad habits that you might pick up as a job seeker, making your search longer than necessary and making you your own worst enemy at a time in your life that you typically want to end as soon as possible.

For example…

James Clear is the author of Atomic Habits: An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Habits & Break Bad Ones.

On the worst job search habit people ask him about, James told me:

A bad habit I often see people fall into is trying to win a job before they build connections. It's usually best to do it the other way around.

People want to do favors for others they know, like, and trust. People can sense when a job seeker is using recruiters, mentors, and others as a transactional relationship just to get a job.

Develop a genuine interest in the person helping you out and showcase how you can excel in the job once you've built that trust.

You'll notice that some bad habits can also lead to others.

My bad job search habit of only looking for jobs online also led to having the bad habit James describes. As social media didn't exist in 2002, networking online wasn't nearly as common, and I certainly wasn't doing much of it.

That's the first step to breaking these habits: recognizing that you have them.

Which bad job search habits are holding you back?

Here's a long list you can use to check.

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Over 25 bad job search habits to break

1. Procrastinating

Are you constantly putting off your job search, or even just certain parts of it?

Schedule your job search time to create momentum: either begin your job search sessions with the easiest things you need to do, or the things you most want to do first.

2. Getting distracted

Schedule your job search time, period, and stick to the schedule… but give yourself breaks, time to exercise, time to learn or improve skills, and reward yourself for little wins such as getting positive responses from recruiters. Sleeping well will also help you stay focused.

3. Being late

It's hard to start an interview off on the right foot if you didn't even show up on time.

Scheduling your job search daily will also help break this habit, and always call ahead if you may be late.

4. Staying in your comfort zone

In my job search story, it was easy to drop down in front of my computer every day. If I had known James's advice about networking and made an effort to go out regularly for it, there's no doubt my job search would have ended much sooner.

5. Getting into a routine

On the job, routines are good and help you be more productive as your work towards goals.

On the job search, however, routines can be dangerous because of the chance you'll get comfortable going through the same ineffective motions every day, just like I did.

Between researching companies to target, tailoring resumes, networking and going to interviews, a good job search will have too much variety for you to get into a routine.


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General job search

6. Not having a specific job in mind

If you aim for the bull's eye, there's a good chance you'll at least hit the target.

Focus your job search by looking for a specific kind of job while taking into account how job titles may differ for the same roles.

7. Applying to as many jobs as possible

Be picky when it comes to choosing where to apply. Target fewer companies more heavily as opposed to playing the numbers game.

8. Taking shortcuts

Resume distribution services send your resume to a long list of email addresses. This “resume blasting” is nothing more than a kind of spam. It'll raise your hopes when the chances of it helping are minimal.

Another kind of shortcut is to rely on placement agencies. I tried this once and it was a waste of time.

I thought that those recruiters' interests were the same as mine, since they got paid after I got hired. However, being a good candidate for a client of theirs doesn't guarantee the client company will be a good fit for you. The placement agencies will quickly stop forwarding your resumes if they see you rejecting companies.

9. Targeting recruiters instead of hiring managers

What good is convincing a recruiter to get you in the door if the hiring manager won't be interested?

10. Using work or personal email addresses 

At worst, your personal email address will be something embarrassing and unprofessional. At best, the mix of emails in your inbox will constantly distract you.

Your work email address, on the other hand, is problematic on a whole other level, and not just because your employer will discover your job search.

It's just easier to use a dedicated job search email address.

11. Not following up

Recruiters are busy people, just like you. It's very easy for things to slip through the cracks.

12. Following up too much

On the other hand, there's following up and then there's harassment.

Follow up once within a few days. Check in again at least a few weeks later if you're still interested in the role.

13. Spending too much effort online or offline

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Resumes and CVs

14. Describing responsibilities rather than achievements

What's more impressive: managing company sales, or growing sales by over 50% in a single quarter?

The “So What?” resume writing method works best.

15. Using clichรฉs and vague terms

Who isn't a “motivated self-starter” and a “team player”?

The best resumes are specific and to the point. You don't have the space to waste.

16. Wasting resume space on weak points

Everything you put on your resume should have a purpose: either how to contact you, or why the company should want to hire you. Avoid adding any filler. You don't have the space to waste.

17. Not proofreading your resumes

Most job seekers proofread their own resumes, if they bother proofreading at all.

That's not good enough.

18. Recycling your resume

Sending the same resume each time?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Every company is different and so should your communications be with them.

Tailor each resume once you've discovered what's most likely to impress them.

19. Rehashing your resume in your cover letters

The purpose of a cover letter is to tempt its reader to look at your resume, and a long cover letter is less likely to do that.

20. Using only one job site for all your needs

It was bad enough that my 2002 job search had me spending too much time online, it would have been worse if that time had been mostly spent on the same job site, closing myself off from many opportunities listed elsewhere.

There so many popular job boards to cross-reference, helpful job search blogs like this one, resume builders and other great online tools for your job search.

Job interviews

21. Not preparing for job interviews

I get it if you feel that you don't need to practice with sample job interview questions (although you should), but at least do some company research before the interview so you can prepare your own questions to ask.

22. Not being yourself in the interview

Some job seekers are so anxious about their interviews that they'll even memorize answers to potential questions, coming off stiff and unnatural, basically putting on an act. And not a very good one.

Of course recruiters will see right through this; they go through more interviews than you ever will.

Just be yourself. If you prepare for the interviews each time, you'll be fine.

23. Being too informal

I've been guilty of this early in my career. Sometimes you can be yourself a bit too much, and you give off the impression that you're not taking the interview or the recruitment process seriously.

With the experience of a few interviews under your belt, you'll start to get a better idea of where the “too informal” line is that you shouldn't cross.

24. Talking about yourself too much

Unlike what many people think, the point of the job interview isn't to tell interviewers how amazing you are and how lucky they would be to get you.

Rather, the point is to convince interviewers how amazing you would be for their company and how you can help them.

It's about them, not you.

25. Bad-mouthing

Especially after a layoff or what you consider an unjust firing, it's very easy to fall into the trap of bad mouthing former employers in frustration, or perhaps a former colleague while telling a story.

Interviewers value critical thinking and the ability to clearly analyze a situation you were part of, but be careful: stick to the facts and keep value judgements and opinions of others out of it.

It just leaves a bitter taste.

26. Unleashing nervous energy

Drumming your fingers, bouncing a leg, playing with your hair… you need to learn to control it.

Easy to say, I know.

Nervousness comes from the pressure you're feeling for the interview. The less you have at stake in an interview, the less pressure you'll feel.

One way to lower the stakes is by continuing to line up more interviews with other companies in parallel, and not putting all your hopes on the most recent company to invite you to their offices.

27. Taking job search rejection personally

Rejection often isn't about you. There are many reasons companies reject you, and many of those reasons are completely out of your control.

Rejection is going to happen. Accept it and move on.

If you lower the interview stakes as mentioned above, it will bother you less and become easier to take.

28. Always accepting the first offer

In over 11 years of blogging about job search, I've never heard anyone say they enjoyed looking for a new job. EVERYONE just wants the search to end asap so they can go back to feeling like a productive member of society, among other things.

I get the excitement when you finally get a job offer and are willing to accept it practically sight unseen, because you want it to end. All too often, this just leads you to trading your frustrating job search for a frustrating job.

But should you automatically reject the first offer?

Maybe.

First, learn how to evaluate new job offers.

Next – and now I'm repeating myself – lower the stakes and give yourself more negotiating power by continuing to line up other offers.

Best job search habits that will get you hired

When it comes to job search habits, it isn't all doom and gloom.

There are some terrific, effective, even powerful habits you can adopt that can have a massive, positive impact on your job searches.

I reached out to some of the top job search experts for their top recommended job search habits and they responded in a big way:

And one more from James Clear, on what he would tell his younger self about job search habits:

You are young. Life is long. Your interests will change. There are many things right now that you don't know. As a result of all of these things, you should explore broadly early in your career. Don't limit yourself to one job or one industry. Search widely and experiment with a variety of roles and businesses. Once you have an idea of what is out there, you can narrow your focus to the option you enjoyed the most.

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Thursday, 27 September 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ 43 Stupidly Funny Wanted Job Ads

Some of the funniest help wanted ad examples and now hiring signs you'll ever see.

Awesome / less Awesome sandwich sign

Photo by Jon Tyson

How can restaurants and retailers stand out when they're trying to get quality hires for their hardworking jobs?

By showing a sense of humor that might mean an enjoyable workplace with fun colleagues.

On the other hand, sometimes their ads are funny for the wrong reasons…

Enjoy these “best of class” examples.

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Funny Help Wanted Ads and Signs

graphic designer obviously funny job ads

“We Need A Graphic Designer… Obviously.”

graphic designer funny job ads

“Please Help. We need a Graphic Designer. Email for an application. Thx. -Student Publications”

editors wanted funny job ads

“edtiors watned”

english language funny job ads

“Help Wanted. Must dominate the English Language”

server funny job ads

“Wanted: Server: Sober*, sane, non dramatic experienced. Able to work mornings, appreciation of skillful sarcasm helpful. I.D. Required.

*Sober in now way implies admission into a 12-step program, we do, however expect you to NOT be drunk when reporting for work”

pizzeria funny job ads

“Help Wanted

Food Experience a Must.

  • Do not apply if you'll need nights off because your band has a gig.
  • Do not apply if you'll need weekends off because you have a gallery opening.
  • Do not apply if you just want to work a few weeks before you go to Europe.”

gas money funny job ads

“Because your boyfriend will eventually ask for gas money. Now Hiring. Apply in person with manager.”

wendys funny job ads

“In Memory of Dave. We Will Miss You. Now Hiring.”

skeletor funny job ads

“Now Hiring Cashier – Weekends – Must be 21+ Applications avail. Inside

Cannot look anything like “Skeletor from “He-Man”.”

phones nights funny job ads

“I need a person who likes to work. Cashier, Grill, Phones Nights.”

piano player funny job ads

“Piano Player Wanted. Must have knowledge of opening clams.”

chew hay for horse funny job ads

“Wanted: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth”

hoolahoop funny job ads

“Wanted: Looking for someone do yard work. Must have hoolahoop”

surgeon wanted funny job ads

“Surgeon wanted for a new health clinic opening in the area. No experience needed. Must have own tools.”

sales person funny job ads

“Wanted: Part time sales person who won't quit after 2 months, who works hard and doesn't think she's doing me a favour by working here, who can take a joke and won't cry everyday on the floor. Enquire within”

scarecrow funny job ads

“Scarecrow Wanted:

A volunteer is wanted to work as a scarecrow in a field near Didcot (weekends only). No previous experience is needed as full training will be given. Must be able to stand up for several hours without a break, and have no fear of birds. No time wasters please.”

mccook glass funny job ads

“McCook Glass & Mirror Inc. is looking for hard working experienced employees that possess responsibility and are reliable. Must be self motivated and have a clean driving record.

Please do not apply if you:

Oversleep, have no alarm clock, have no car, have court often, have no baby sitter every day, have to give friends rides to work later than we start work, experience flat tires every week, have to hold on to cell phone all day, or become an expert at your job with no need to learn or take advice after the first day.

Must be able to remember to come back to work after lunch. Should not expect to receive Purple Ribbons or Gold Stars for showing up to work on time.”

that one funny job ads

“Sign #342, still looking for that Special person… you know the one, the open schedule one, the one that doesn't cry, the one that's not late all the time, the one that makes things happen and not waits for things to happen… that one!”

referee funny job ads

“Do you have strong opinions about the calls our referees make? If so… Then we want to hear from you!!

We need people like you to attend the clinics, study the rule book, strap on the skates and wear the jersey, because that is the commitment we need.

If you only want to yell from the bench or bleachers, then you're just a bully and are useless for anything in our facility. Bullying: It's not just kids!”

grape stompers funny job ads

“Wanted: Grape Stompers

Must Have Good Balance and Large Feet. Skinny Folk need not apply.”

head lice puller funny job ads

“The Dupree School District No. 64-2 is accepting applications for Part-Time Head Lice Pullers. Applications may be picked up in the Business Office of the Dupree School.”

dead end job funny job ads

“Help Wanted:

Start a career in the fascinating, fast-paced lucrative pudding business.

  • Long Hard Hours.
  • Very low pay.
  • Lots of Heavy Lifting.
  • Work for a ball-busting asshole.
  • Dead-End job.
  • No Benefits.
  • No advancement.
  • Must be college Grad.

Start Immediately.”

Funny Now Hiring Ads and Signs

now hiring funny job ads

“Now Hiring Now. Right Now We're Hiring Now.”

store closing funny job ads

“Store Closing. Now Hiring.”

now firing funny job ads

“Now Firing. Apply Within. Positions Available.”

ass manager funny job ads

“Now Hiring Ass Manager”

spongebob funny job ads

“SpongeBob Is Here Hiring Managers.”

toyz funny job ads

“Toyz: We are Hiring. Low Pay. Bad Hours. Jerk Boss. Apply Now.”

fried turkey funny job ads

“Now Hiring Fried Turkeys.”

smiling faces funny job ads

“Now Hiring Smiling Faces. We do drug testing

smiling funny job ads

“Now Hiring.

  • Part Time
  • Must have open availability
  • 18 or older only
  • Must like smiling and happy things.”

must have a brain funny job ads

“Now Hiring. Must Have a Brain.”

taco bell funny job ads

“Need a Job. Lets Taco Bout It.”

kitchen help funny job ads

“You don't have to be Heisenberg to cook. Now Hiring Kitchen Help.”

noun funny job ads

“Job: Noun I. the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money;

Now Hiring: Cashier Nights, Cook Nights, Driver P/T”

blockbuster funny job ads

“Now Hiring. Please no dinosaurs with clever human costumes – Fool me once shame on you…”

exxon funny job ads

“Help Wanted. All Shifts. We Pay More Then the NYPD.”

teenage mutant ninja turtle funny job ads

“Attention! Now Hiring: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Inquire Within.”

Other Funny Wanted Ads

turn back time funny job ads

“Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.”

situations wanted funny job ads

“Situations Wanted: Will clean your home, will take in washing & ironing in my home. Will also tattoo pet dog at your home”

wanted good woman funny job ads

“Wanted! Good Woman. Apply Within. Free tryouts @ 5:00 pm every 20 mins thereafter!”

7 year old kid funny job ads

“7 Year Old Kid Looking for a Job.

Saving up for a dream that has not come true yet. Wanting to swim like a mermaid. Babysitting small animals (non-evil). Or walking dogs. Experience: I have 2 dogs, 2 rats, 2 fish, 2 geckos, 1 hamster and 1 cat. Please call — I need to stay in walking distance of Garden St. Thank you! Please call! Broken heart. Still waiting for enough money for the mermaid tail.”

This was too funny not to include- a call to post a help wanted ad:

short staff funny job ads

“Sorry, we are closed due to short staff.” “Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!”

Question of the article

What's the best, funniest Help Wanted or We're Hiring ad you've ever seen? Tell us in the comments

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